Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Men. Big, Ugly Monsters


Saw "Shrek 2" yesterday and I have to say it was great! There were a bunch of kids and right after the "Silence is Golden" message, they went right on yakking. Also, after seeing Tom Hanks shaving his face (preview for "The Terminal") there was a chorus of "Why is he shaving his face?" Anyway... about "Shrek 2", there is a message to it. I went away understanding that all men are ogres, so you just have to choose the best one and become an ogre yourself to get along. I would have to say that it's on par with the first movie and I was very surprised. Oh and one more thing, I also realized that I like cute, mutant babies. For all the people who go see it, do not leave after the first roll of credits because there's something afterwards. If you haven't seen it, go! It's superb. If you haven't seen the first one, you can go see the second one without being lost, but I suggest you watch the first one. Okay, it's gonna have to receive 4 stars (outta four).
Shrek 2- ****.

Have a great day!

Me


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Oh! I figured we should have a "Joke of the day" since laughter is the best medicine, so here's the joke:

"Password"

A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a
password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary
to setup the password for him.

The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting
to embarrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said,
"Penis."

Blushing, the secretary inputted the password "Penis", and re-typed
it again. Then she hit enter.

The whole office heard the secretary burst of laughter
as a reaction from the computer's screen:

"Password rejected. Reason: Too short"

hahaha. Aye dios mio!

Me

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dreamworks, the maker of Shrek...
Pixar, the former Disney partner...

Pixar - A Bug's Life
Dreamworks - Antz
Pixar - Monster's Inc
Dreamworks - Shrek
Pixar - Finding Nemo
Dreamworks - that new shark, fish movie

Dreamworks is often accused of riding Pixar's coat-tails and copying them. Antz and the shark movie look like clear copy-cats of Pixar movies but Shrek isn't and is a good movie along with Shrek2.

Anonymous said...

No, the message is not the men are ogres, the message is that all women turn into ogres once you marry them. They fart, burp, and shave their face just as the movie portrays it.

Michelle said...

you just proved my point. we turn into ogres once you marry us, so we get along. grrr

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