Surprise Me

I was in the shower when I thought to myself, hmm, it would be really sweet if Rich got me a surprise present, something expensive, something I would never expect. It's true that Rich would get me a present that I was hoping for and spoke to him about and planned ahead of time with lots of research behind it, however I've never gotten anything as a "surprise", I think because he hates getting surprises. Then as the shampoo ran down my face and into my eyes I thought, god how would I react to a $1500 Louis Vuitton bag? I think my first thought would be "why did he buy me such an ugly bag?" then my next thought would be "i don't need a bag and what ever would I use this for?" then I would yell at him for spending so much for it. I am absolutely clueless when it comes to expensive handbags, only from what I see on tv, and shoes (I know the name blahniks and to tell the truth I wouldn't know the difference between them and payless shoes), no idea the difference between the "name brand" clothes and wal-mart and my engagement ring could be a cubic zirconia and I would never know the difference. Standing under the hot water and half-meditating and half-thoughts-running-through-my head I said, what I really want would be a nice pair of earmuffs. I really need a good pair. Black would be nice, because then I'd look as if I just let my ear hair grow free. Yeah, nice and warm. Then the hot water ran out and I really wished I had warm earmuffs. hehe.

Have a great night everyone.
Me