Bed Check

So I guess no Literati with the "magic Mike". haha. But I just remembered that last night my cat decided to give me a surprise mammogram. I was asleep, dreaming of hiding in a getaway car when this really horrible pain woke me and I realized it was all 12 pounds of catfoot-concentrated-weight on one boob. God, I imagine it's worse than getting punched in the face or something. Especially at this time of the month when it's the most tender and anyone who gets a foot from it gets a slap from me. Poor thing wanted some attention and all I could do was say "Sooty get off!" and pushed her off the bed. heehee. Sorry kitty.

Me.