Joke of the Day

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert
outpost.

On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking
camel tied out back ofthe enlisted men's barracks. He asked the
Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere,
and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have
the camel."

The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess
it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain
could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN
THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the
Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded
to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning
his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men
do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to
ride into town."