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Hello reticent audience.

Today the topic of silent discussion is: co-workers.

First: I guess one should never threaten to eat co-workers, such as "You! I will have you for dinner!" or "I'll make mincemeat of you!"

Second: when you don't want co-workers snooping through your station kindly ask them to "Please stop looking in my drawers."

Third: when one co-worker is being made fun of behind his/her back, feel free to join in with your own witty, sarcastic, comments. "Oh, I know! Her feet smell too!"

Fourth: Be the most kindest and sweetest to the ones you hate the most: "Oh Carol, that spotted bow in your hair looks so well with our striped outfits! You are such a fashionista!"

Fifth: whenever possibe, always start a rumor about someone that can't be traced back to you but will be the blight of your intended target. "She told me that her husband works in a pornography store and has to handle the merchandise that are returned."

Sixth: Always remind yourself that this is not your ultimate career, this is just a job and soon you wont be dealing with the likes of them.

I'm so happy this is just for part-time and that I'll soon be moving on.

Me.