Saturday, March 15, 2008

Hyde and Seek

Had a weird nightmare a few nights ago. Do you guys remember Hyde from "That 70's Show"?


Well, in this nightmare he was my gynecologist and he was "checking the goods" with this aparatus that reminded me of that mini hands-free vacuum that the dentist hooks into your mouth to suck up the spit, except that this had a cotton swab at the end, I guess to strain any big pieces. And I kept insisting that he couldn't do it because I was on my period. I couldn't move, and all I could do was say "no" and he still did it, and it hurt a little, and the aparatus would just suck up red, red blood.

Later that day I told Rich about it and he shrugged it off. But while I was telling him, it dawned on me that my scared mind had transposed a not so scary image over the truth!! Hyde doesn't scare me, in fact, I could probably take him down since he's mostly high anyway (I know he's just a character, bear with me as I descend into lunacy). So, what I realized, as Rich and I walked to our car, from the gym, was that, I had been abducted by aliens and they were retrieving the tiny baby that they had implanted me with so that they can raise a race of human-alien babies.

Seriously! Hyde, when I picture him, has a 'fro and sunglasses on. But what it really was, was a big head and large black eyes.



The next day I felt these tiny little twinges of pain in my uterus...

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Anniversary

Today Rich and I celebrated our 3 year wedding anniversary. So quickly it's gone by and yet so many things have happened to make it seem as if it were ages ago. We celebrated by eating roast beef sandwiches and eating orange cake with whipped cream frosting. That's sort of how we ended our wedding evening; a trip to Stew Leonard's brought about great mustard and great oranges. Strange happenings that made it all memorable. Today was quiet but lovely, with warm weather (unlike our scarf-wearing, slushed-filled streets wedding day) and a nice sunset. I'm glad I'm married to him. What more can I say?

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Exclusively Arboreal

When I was in college I had an English professor (the kind that teaches English not a prof. from England) that would start off each class by having us write whatever into a "journal" and then read from it, at random. One day he pointed at me and asked me to read what I wrote. So I did.

This is what I wrote:

Today the monkeys were submissive and clingy. They let me groom them with my undeft fingers without complaint. They insisted on sitting at either side of my waist and grasped at my neck with a pressure that nearly took me down. They both cooed at me in soft "meet" and eventually fell asleep as I waltzed around the room, dizzyingly, slowly, in time to the music. I undid their sweet little paws, with the fur on the top, and placed them into their cupboard, where they shivered and huddled and napped.

Alright, that's not really what I wrote. I wrote about planting strawberries and my happiness that spring was in the air. But that was not as interesting as my monkeys. How are your monkeys and where have you hidden them?

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Happy Birthday Julienne!
I hope you're not too busy to celebrate this day!

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Make Sure To Read The Prior Post Before Reading This If You Haven't Already Done So!

The Sunday it happened had the beginnings of the perfect day. It was right before sunrise in late spring, the air had a bite that made us rush around on our bare feet searching for socks. But we knew the chill would lift with the sun, leaving only crisp blue skies, light breezes and that acrid smell of warming soil that I always associate with happiness.

Into the car, the four of us, racing the houses and lightpoles, until we moved so far ahead they disappeared behind us. We drove, rarely saying anything, except maybe to point out a cluster of deer or to sing softly with the radio; Sunday morning accoustics, only songs done accoustically, and usually live. Once in a while the semi-silence was punctuated by a snore, my mother's or brother's or my own. In this manner, we reached that valley looking up that hill. We were a little early, still in murky darkness, my parents sat and held a quiet conversation.

While they whispered away about work I kept vigilant watch of the hill. I cranked the window open an inch and heard the soft sadness of an owl's hoot. As I looked I saw the sun's rays appear from behind the hill, fanlike and beautiful. I had never known that the sun could create these beautiful crests of radiant lights. In the hues of the rainbow it flickered and danced and steadily grew stronger and brighter. But as it grew higher, that's when I saw that it was not the sun peeking over the hill but beautiful bright forms, grasping hands, steadily ascending. When they reached the peak, they swayed casting off spears of orange-red and blue-white, greens, yellows and all else in between. Then I realized that the light was emitting this music. It spoke of joy and sadness as well. As I listened I noticed that the lights moved in every direction, that one note changed with the dips of the mountain, and changed again as it dissipated into the air, their movement was making the music.

Then suddenly they were gone, the sun was bright and we were cast into the shadow of the mountain. I saw my parents looking at me and I asked what it was. They smiled at one another, my mom placing a finger to her lips and glanced at my brother. He was looking about, half asleep and yawning he closed his eyes, and only opened them again when we arrived home.

We never spoke of it, except that every Sunday for years we would drive up and watch it. I was always filled with joy and sadness every time. We watched for any signs that my brother would see it, he became the age that I was when I saw it but that too passed and he never said a word. I once asked my mom why we didn't just ask him but she told me that it would create an illusion in his head, that he wouldn't really see it, just see what we described to him and claim that he could. So they waited. I left for college and had a life of my own. I saw it only three times more before I moved far away. My parents finally gave up on the day of my brother's graduation.

One day, I called him and the conversation went back to our childhood, and I told him how I missed those drives up. He said he never understood why we did that, he figured it was some form of family bonding. That's when I told him about the beings and how they made me feel and the music they made. His response was, oh those things? Why didn't we just watch them from our backyard, I saw them there as much as I saw them upstate?



This post is purely fictional and are drawn from my imagination. No, I was not high when I wrote this. Any semblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Hope you liked it, write me comments if your did or didn't and why.

Me.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Every Sunday we'd go for a drive upstate. Always to the same place, passing the same objects, the same bridges, the same barns and fields. Always in the early morning, with the rays of sun coming up behind the mountains, or in beating rain, where the trees swayed and the car rocked. In mists and fogs where everything blurred and shifted and became something else or in the snow, where the old car's heater blasted hot air, drying up our sinuses, our noses whistling for the rest of the day.

We would park at the same spot every Sunday. A valley that looked up to a small hill. I'd look, imitating my parents' expectant gazes, up that hill, occassionally seeing a flock of birds but nothing more. We'd sit in the car for an hour and my parents would stare up at that hill. Then they'd both draw a quick breath. I'd go on staring as well, seeing nothing but clouds shift and the day grow brighter. Once in a while my parents would look at me wonderingly but seemed to see something missing and turn back. A few minutes later we'd take the long road home...

I'll continue this at another time...
Happy New Year All!

I've got a few minutes to kill before I head off to church this morning so it's a perfect excuse to rehash last year and make promises that I need to keep this year.

I read a bunch of books and reread some old ones, saddened over the end of the Harry Potter series but excited over a new set/series I'll be getting (thanks Mike!) None of the new books were worth too much praise, except for A Thousand Splendid Suns and Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

Moved to a new place in February then moved to a new place in December. I think that almost counts as nomadic. Where to this year?

Gained weight then lost the fat and gained muscle (I think). According to my mom I was "so fat" when she saw me in May, then "not so fat" when she saw me in December, but I weighed about the same when she saw me the first time. Eh.

Had the most horrible August last year, with as much damage on the psyche as one could take, but luckily it just got better. Hopefully these next years will be our "fat cow years". With all the stuff we've been buying looks as if it's started already.

Last night I had a dream that I was pregnant and ready to give birth. I was a little anxious because I could feel the beginnings of pain (it could be due to the salmon I ate last night) but excited as well because I'd finally see this baby I'd been waiting for. I also happened to glance at the calendar on the wall and saw that the date was: September 9. I didn't know what year it was...

Didn't reach any pinnacle of success last year but I have hopes and plans this year so wish me luck!

I found out last year that another reality exists, different from this one. It only peeks out when you're not expecting it, but I'll work on being more familiar with it. If I disappear, know I went to a brighter, better reality.

Mike, you and I have to practice our sibling psychic connection. There's a million dollars up for grabs. So get to honing!

Have a healthy, prosperous new year all!