Who's Charlie?

So I was thinking the other day what I would choose to be if I was given the chance, or if somehow everyone in my life was taken away from me and I was left with nothing. (I was in the superhero mood.) I don't think that I'd like to be a superhero, but just be kick-ass sweet. They don't make enough of those women, and when they do they never are the total package. For instance, Uma Thurman's character in Kill Bill etc. yes she's awesomely strong and good at what she does, but she never uses her assets, if you know what I mean. Lora Croft is the same, yes? There's always a cold exterior that pushes everyone away. I've never watched Alias so I'm not sure if she does or is she always cold too? I'm not a big fan of Buffy either, because, well she's not that awesome either, kinda weaky looking to me. I think the women who always get away with using their sex and femininity as a weapon are always portrayed as the villains. That's probably why, given the chance I'd be a villain.

I want to be the female version of James Bond. For queen and country, smooth and sophisticated, and never bothered by anything. Strong and sweet and killer. Hahahaha. I'd be an amazon goddess, no man can conquer me!

Yes, lame I know, but I gotta end it somehow.

That's all for now.

Me.

Bad Spellers Of The World, Untie!! *

Today at the fruit market I saw an 80 year old man (an octogenarian) waiting in a car that had a rainbow license plate. He also had rainbow colored lei hanging from his rearview mirror. I looked on in wonderment. "Does he know what that stands for?" I went into the store, purchased the goods and went out. That's when I saw him give a kiss to another older gentleman who had gotten into the colorful car.

Then a thought occurred to me, "that's why they're at the fruit market."

Me.

* This has nothing to do with the post. It just makes me giggle.

Happy New Year All

Ten days later...

So what's new? I guess I have to do a quick year-end review or something of that sort. Well, 2006 was a good year. I was married, yet again. Moved jobs twice, meaning I am at my third position in the same company, unless my previous stint at retail and front desk count for anything then this is in reality my fifth position. This should be under the heading of positions of meaning, because I've also done fast food stints with this company. Eh, whatever. I could have almost added "moved to a new place" in 2006 but we never did so I can't.

How did I celebrate the holidays? I went to work, got paid well, opened presents, got good ones, went to sleep, missed the ball drop but started out the new year pretty well.

I've lost my ability to write, I can now only write mundane, factual, unembellished notes. Sorry that I bored you to tears but I should be up an running soon. Something's there.

Me.