I'm A Little Jealous Of My Brother

Why in the heck does my mother call him but not me? Hel-lo!! You have two children! Remember? God, her memory lapses have just gotten worse and worse! Ugh! She deserves to be punished! I'm not calling her!

Wait, that seems to be a reward for her! I am calling her!
Gah, I don't care that she saw Josh Groban in concert but I don't mind her telling me. That's it!
"Ooh Ma-mike, I have exciting news to tell you, ooh". Haha.

Bah! Just because I'm getting married doesn't mean that I'm leaving the family circle forever. Although she did imply that she was not happy with me anymore since I was moving to Florida. How to get into her good graces...? Well what always worked was to tell her a secret about Mike... Although in the past few years that only endeared him to her. (Please see the s bomb blog). Ugh, what to do! Must sabotage their mother and son love.
What is love?
Does not compute.
Overloading of systems, meltdown achieved in 10 seconds.
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I love ya mom.
Me (your only daughter, Michelle!!!) You had me in your womb for nine months! 'Tis I, the smart one? heh. Love ya too Mike.