Here She Is: Miss America!

Hey all! I'm back from three days (it was actually four if I count Sunday night) of tawdry feasting, whores, peeping tom-ing, lots and lots of gin, improper grooming, uncomfortable and alien positions and cramps and soreness in strange places. I would go into details but I'd rather not (not because it would turn your hair white but because I'm just too lazy).

I want to thank my guest bloggers for keeping the site running and for having some... interesting things up. Hmm. Looks like y'all had a great ole time.

So what's up pussycat?
Oh speaking of pussycat, Soot's got her own little page at catchow.com. If you'd like to view it and read about my precious, please press one. Or if you would rather not click on this link, please see the side bar, beneath "aural pleasure" at the picture of Soot. If you know the name of the website please press...

That commercial for Starburst that parodies Lionel Ritchie's music video "Hello" always cracks me up whenever I see it. I think it's a great idea to create a human head with starburst candy. mmm.

Okay, my head's still foggy. I better get going. Have a wonderful day all! Oh and someone's birthday's coming up! Yay! Oh and happy belated groundhog day!

Me.