The dog likes to lick my calves as I stand at the kitchen sink to wash my newly ripened strawberries. It's very annoying to have the dog do that almost to the point where I want to kick her in the face "accidentally" of course. But that would be mean, even though she isn't my dog. My cat rather enjoys chasing after her and scaring her a tad. The problem is the dog is attached to me and why? I have no clue. It happened long before I dropped a bit of sandwich and she scooped it right up before I could. I think she likes the way I smell, but doesn't everyone?

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