Hyde and Seek

Had a weird nightmare a few nights ago. Do you guys remember Hyde from "That 70's Show"?


Well, in this nightmare he was my gynecologist and he was "checking the goods" with this aparatus that reminded me of that mini hands-free vacuum that the dentist hooks into your mouth to suck up the spit, except that this had a cotton swab at the end, I guess to strain any big pieces. And I kept insisting that he couldn't do it because I was on my period. I couldn't move, and all I could do was say "no" and he still did it, and it hurt a little, and the aparatus would just suck up red, red blood.

Later that day I told Rich about it and he shrugged it off. But while I was telling him, it dawned on me that my scared mind had transposed a not so scary image over the truth!! Hyde doesn't scare me, in fact, I could probably take him down since he's mostly high anyway (I know he's just a character, bear with me as I descend into lunacy). So, what I realized, as Rich and I walked to our car, from the gym, was that, I had been abducted by aliens and they were retrieving the tiny baby that they had implanted me with so that they can raise a race of human-alien babies.

Seriously! Hyde, when I picture him, has a 'fro and sunglasses on. But what it really was, was a big head and large black eyes.



The next day I felt these tiny little twinges of pain in my uterus...