Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Time Has Come

for a revolution. I call forth my sisters: To arms! To arms!

Yesterday Rich and I had the following conversation: *

HG(hellegood): Man, why do I have to come home and be expected to make supper.

R: 'Cause you're a woman and the day you become a more powerful army than men will be the day you don't have to come home from a long day's work and make me something good. And God help you if it's not good!!

So I stood there cowering while he stood over me watching as I cooked dinner.

And that's why today, as he sleeps, I write this. Rise Rise RISE!! Destroy all men! Leave the good looking ones as sex slaves and dinner-makers.

* That conversation never occurred. I just wanted to get either a rise out of you or a smile. Silly women...

Me.
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3 comments:

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Macworld announcments:
new MacBook Pro. it replaces the PowerBook line of laptops. it has a neat power cord connector that is magnetic and pulls right out incase of tripping over the cord. $1999 starting price.

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