Sunshine Superman

As a kid I totally believed that once I reached puberty my mutant powers would burst forth and I'd find out about it by being at some friend's party and playing seven minutes in heaven and realizing that the geek I was kissing in the closet was dead because I had sucked out his life force.

Yep, that's the kind of powers I had imagined I had. I was going to be "Widow Maker" or "Black Widow" or "Siren" something sweet like that. Of course I would be somewhat evil because I would have been turned from "normal" society and ridiculed and maybe persecuted. But I'd be mad sexy, provocative, and irrisistible. (Something that a geeky, chubby girl fantasizes about.) And then I'd go around killing men, not only through my deadly powers, but through breaking hearts as well.

Sometimes I think that by marrying I am truly fulfilling my childhood fantasies.

Me.

P.S. If you've received your save-the-dates for my wedding and go to the website, we're not really registered at Bloomingdale's. I'll try to update that asap.