General Malaise and Other Symptoms

I find that I tend to be a hypochondriac. Nothing too serious, (although I've successfully convinced myself that I am living with some form of cancer and a brain tumor that causes me to inexplicably smell the scent of oranges). I love to self-diagnose and it never helped that I had parents who were nurses and had an array of books lying around for me to peruse. Now it's even easier with the internet. All one has to do is to google search "sore throat", "achiness" and "runny nose" and I have either a cold or some form of an STD. You never know in this day and age...

Well I gotta run... I think this stomach cramp must be a form of some kind of ulcer...

Me.