I was looking through my old files on my computer for papers that I had written a long time ago in college. We had saved them and transfered them onto this computer, anywho, so I stumble upon this document and it had one thing in it, this joke:

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times.
What can I do ?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take three pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's Office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris", said the doctor soothingly. Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."

I thought it was funny but i don't think it was funny enough to be taking up space on my computer. Oh well, you be the judge. By the way...I own a macintosh i-book and use i-tunes and if any of you happen to get the Pepsi free itune downloads and will never use it please email me the number and let me have it!! Thank you. I'll love you until the song I downloaded finally dies and i begin to associate the song with you and eventually have a certain amount of disdain for you. If you're willing email me at: hellegood@yahoo.com