Happy Chinese New Year! (in actuality today is New Years Eve). What makes this year so special? It's the year of the Monkey, which I happen to be. A metal monkey. And it's gonna be a good year for all of us but especially for me. haha. It's a leap year too so watch out! Listen, only you make your destiny. Don't follow all the razzmatazz of horoscopes and things like that, though you can read em for fun don't let it interpret your life for you. Have fun this year 'cause that's what monkeys are all about!

Famous monkeys:
Famous movie monkey: Tom Hanks
Famous magic monkey: Harry Houdini
Famous music monkey: Little Richard
Famous author moneky: Alice Walker
Famous Emperor Monkey: Julius Caesar
Famous all-round monkey: Leonardo de Vinci
Famous kinky monkey: Marquis de Sade, where the word "sadism" derives from.

Be good.
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
Art Hoppe

Me.